People,
It is not, repeat NOT, cool to throw bottles off the steps in the park so that they smash all over the terrace path. NOT COOL.
I am cool.
Yesterday I saw 7 collies being all nicely trained and obedient in the park and I thought to myself how lucky I am that the most FP & ST ever ask of me is a paw wave every now and then. I also think that if we ever got a motorbike and sidecar I would raise my paw at all the pedestrians. I'd have a specially made helmet on which had Collie Ear Attachments and a strap to go under my chin. I might have goggles. I suppose this would mean that it took longer to get ready to go out but my in-car singing would reach a wider audience.
It is not, repeat NOT, cool to throw bottles off the steps in the park so that they smash all over the terrace path. NOT COOL.
I am cool.
Yesterday I saw 7 collies being all nicely trained and obedient in the park and I thought to myself how lucky I am that the most FP & ST ever ask of me is a paw wave every now and then. I also think that if we ever got a motorbike and sidecar I would raise my paw at all the pedestrians. I'd have a specially made helmet on which had Collie Ear Attachments and a strap to go under my chin. I might have goggles. I suppose this would mean that it took longer to get ready to go out but my in-car singing would reach a wider audience.
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