Raining acorns

There's a tree next to the fountain where I like to do some digging and bubble-blowing. Anyhoo, my morning's digging and bubble-blowing was interrupted by green acorns falling to the ground around me. 

I looked up and thought I caught sight of a dark shape moving about in the branches. 

I looked left and right and thought I caught sight of some greyhounds 'hiding' behind nearby trees.

Have those cunning hounds hired a monkey to scatter acorns about the foot of a tree in order to lure squirrels into the open?

2 minutes past 10

Any second now one of them will remember that NO-ONE'S GIVEN ME MY DENTASTIX!

Any second...

Oh honestly! Oi...FP...

Lines

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The Art of Getting Toast

When FP is eating toast I like to make her feel like she is surrounded by sitting to her left, her right, behind her and also in front of her. If I can manage it, I also sit on her.

Biscuits

Humans: where ever you are in the house when you open a packet of biscuits, your dog WILL FIND YOU.

I saw that dog again

Now I know that some of you will not find this post title much of a surprise 'cos, yeah, I'm a dog and it's not unusual for a dog to see other dogs, blah, blah, blah.

Well BLAH YOURSELVES! The dog I'm talking about is the one I chased into the Maze! And there he was NOT IN THE MAZE! 

Clearly this dog - whose name I don't yet know but it's probably something like Super Dog or Resolver Hound - has Super Powers which make it impossible to trap him in a maze. Serious stuff.

I chased him into the maze in the first place because he is an idiot about squirrels. Who knew that he'd find his way out inside a week?

As one door opens, so does another one!

Exciting news! I have just (bravely) taken a new route through to the kitchen, unaccompanied. Yes.

I have been through these new doors before but FP was always with me. Just now I did it on my own, only hesitating a little as I went. A great moment like this deserves more than a blog posting, though, so I am off now to bum some treats off ST, using my new route!