One of my tiniest friends has come to stay with me for New Year! V. exciting. Yes.
I am going to call her Agent Slim and not only as an incentive for me to lose weight after my recent, distressing trip to the vets where I was told that I have gained a little* extra poundage over the last few months.
No, the name Agent Slim (AS for short) is appropriate for many reasons:
I am going to call her Agent Slim and not only as an incentive for me to lose weight after my recent, distressing trip to the vets where I was told that I have gained a little* extra poundage over the last few months.
No, the name Agent Slim (AS for short) is appropriate for many reasons:
- AS is a graduate of the Training School for Sleuth Hounds and makes an honest living digging up clues
- AS can disappear in seconds leaving no trace
- AS can pretend to be a cat (absolute genius, I tell you)
- AS can also be a proper pain in the AS, if you get my meaning and as evidence I will shortly post a photo of Loggy Loggerson who no longer has the power of squeak after parts of him were brutally chewed off during an early visit by AS
Anyhoo, AS is here for the purposes of...I'm not really sure, TBH. I'll have to go and find out. I hope it's something like retrieving Park Tugger which, you'll be pleased to learn, was not dropped by some careless eejit in the North Sea over Christmas!
I had a massive snowball fight with ST & FP on Christmas Day - it was my present to them after they failed to bring me into any shops this year. Partly I was not taken shopping because of extensive building work which has seen the store I intended to buy their present from move across the road but also, I suspect, because last year I peed next to the leads and collars display. In my defence, it was a GOOD display and I wanted to let the staff know my thoughts.
More later.
*I may be heavier than ever before but this is because ST keeps stopping to talk to people whilst I am on my walks. And perhaps I had fatty parents, has anyone considered this? Hmm? Honestly dogs, if your owners tell you that you are going to the vets for a booster, don't believe a word of it! And did anyone check that those scales weren't still showing the reading for an earlier heavy pooch, eh? Perhaps the scales were busted? Anyone check that?
I had a massive snowball fight with ST & FP on Christmas Day - it was my present to them after they failed to bring me into any shops this year. Partly I was not taken shopping because of extensive building work which has seen the store I intended to buy their present from move across the road but also, I suspect, because last year I peed next to the leads and collars display. In my defence, it was a GOOD display and I wanted to let the staff know my thoughts.
More later.
*I may be heavier than ever before but this is because ST keeps stopping to talk to people whilst I am on my walks. And perhaps I had fatty parents, has anyone considered this? Hmm? Honestly dogs, if your owners tell you that you are going to the vets for a booster, don't believe a word of it! And did anyone check that those scales weren't still showing the reading for an earlier heavy pooch, eh? Perhaps the scales were busted? Anyone check that?
