Thursday 17 July 2008

I'm still here

My non-attendance over the past few days is not (NOT) because the squirrels have dog-napped me. It is true that I have been up a tree but it wasn't because I was being held against my will in a squirrel house.
In fact there's a tree in the park that is climbable by any dog fit enough to withstand a decently long run-up. Boy, did it ever cause a stir amongst the squirrels when I first followed them up that tree!
No, over the past few days I have been conducting a covert survey of the local area and have discovered that there are other houses affected by squirrels in the roof space. I'd go as far as to suggest that they are organised. Take action people, QUICKLY!

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