AS was here

Agent Slim stayed over. I checked and then hid all my toys before she arrived but she still tried it on with ST and a kong wubba last evening. Honestly.
And she tore up my bed. My bed! Nothing's sacred.
She started on at me on our walk this morning but I actually quite enjoyed that, so she can do that again.
Yes.

Agent Slim - the return of

Agent Slim (AS) is back. She's been here for a week and the following things have happened:

1. a new cleaning cloth has been designated for 'Dogs'. It's kept with my towels
2. Muddy Puddle has been filled in
3. a pile of fox poo was discovered
4. I was put in a bath and made to smell of 'tea tree oil'
5. a packet of jaffa cakes was stolen

I can hardly keep up!
Send help.

Twitchy paws

Ohhh! I just woke up from one of those dreams where my paws and nose twitch and I whimper a bit.
I was chasing a rabbit but squirrels were sitting up in the tree tops and they were telling the rabbit which way to run so I never got close. Then, just as I was wearing the rabbit down, it turned into a hedgehog and all the squirrels were laughing.
Horrible.
I'm going to wake up FP and see if she'll make me some cocoa so that I can get back to sleep. If I play this right, I'll more than likely secure half the bed for myself too...