AS was here

Agent Slim stayed over. I checked and then hid all my toys before she arrived but she still tried it on with ST and a kong wubba last evening. Honestly.
And she tore up my bed. My bed! Nothing's sacred.
She started on at me on our walk this morning but I actually quite enjoyed that, so she can do that again.
Yes.

Agent Slim - the return of

Agent Slim (AS) is back. She's been here for a week and the following things have happened:

1. a new cleaning cloth has been designated for 'Dogs'. It's kept with my towels
2. Muddy Puddle has been filled in
3. a pile of fox poo was discovered
4. I was put in a bath and made to smell of 'tea tree oil'
5. a packet of jaffa cakes was stolen

I can hardly keep up!
Send help.

Silent mode

Someone's switched FP to 'silent mode' again. You know, when she's quiet like this she makes clicking noises like a dolphin to communicate with me. It's kind of sweet but not always easy to fully understand straight away. 

Luckily I've been listening to the Count of Monte Cristo and will see if I can work out some scheme like that of Valentine de Villefort and Monsieur Noirtier de Villefort! 

In other news, I met Agent Slim in the park this morning and we both barked at a massive puppy called Merlin.

Where are they?

Don't get me wrong; I've enjoyed staying with Nunuthunder, ST & FP but my real owners should be back soon.

I'm gonna keep watch for them...

Stealth

I like to go in the garden and bark sometimes. It's one of the joys of being a dog.

Recently though I have been perfecting the art of barking whilst almost entirely invisible. Yeah, I know, amazing! Look, I've put a photo of the garden I was barking in but I bet you won't be able to spot where I am:

Agent Slim

My name is Agent Slim, you can call me AS for short.

I chase flies, lie in the sun and drink water. I also bark if you walk past my house (even on the other side of the road). I bark if you disturb me whilst I'm out the back too, so don't imagine for a second that you can try sneaking by.

This is a photo of me and my most recent boyfriend:

Me, Agent Slim (AS)

This is Boyfriend (BF). He's lovely.

Route planner

I've blogged before (ages ago) about how dogs should be careful about the routes their owners take on important journeys. Recently FP took some snaps which show EXACTLY how observant a dog should be:

Agent Slim demonstrates how small dogs can keep track of the route

NunuThunder strikes a regal pose whilst checking the route

Tremendously busy

It's been a while since I last posted and this is because I am a Busy Collie. Yes.
Recently I was required for 4 days to supervise AS. In order to do this effectively I moved into her house and garden where there is a problem with Stupid Foxes.
I have also been carrying out various chores about my own house and garden whilst FP has been watching cricket working on her dissertation. Amongst these chores is making desserts featuring plums. I like plums.

I am all about helping

Yes, it's true. I am a very helpful Nunu.

Why, just this morning I visited an injured, much loved friend and will be visiting again, perhaps bringing biscuits and spiriting away for a good walking, her dog who you may remember from previous posts on this blog, Agent Slim (AS).

If you need help, I can probably help but please remember that I need to be asleep on the sofa at various times during the day.

Visitor!

One of my tiniest friends has come to stay with me for New Year! V. exciting. Yes.
I am going to call her Agent Slim and not only as an incentive for me to lose weight after my recent, distressing trip to the vets where I was told that I have gained a little* extra poundage over the last few months.
No, the name Agent Slim (AS for short) is appropriate for many reasons:

• AS is a graduate of the Training School for Sleuth Hounds and makes an honest living digging up clues
• AS can disappear in seconds leaving no trace
• AS can pretend to be a cat (absolute genius, I tell you)
• AS can also be a proper pain in the AS, if you get my meaning and as evidence I will shortly post a photo of Loggy Loggerson who no longer has the power of squeak after parts of him were brutally chewed off during an early visit by AS

Anyhoo, AS is here for the purposes of...I'm not really sure, TBH. I'll have to go and find out. I hope it's something like retrieving Park Tugger which, you'll be pleased to learn, was not dropped by some careless eejit in the North Sea over Christmas!
I had a massive snowball fight with ST & FP on Christmas Day - it was my present to them after they failed to bring me into any shops this year. Partly I was not taken shopping because of extensive building work which has seen the store I intended to buy their present from move across the road but also, I suspect, because last year I peed next to the leads and collars display. In my defence, it was a GOOD display and I wanted to let the staff know my thoughts.
More later.
*I may be heavier than ever before but this is because ST keeps stopping to talk to people whilst I am on my walks. And perhaps I had fatty parents, has anyone considered this? Hmm? Honestly dogs, if your owners tell you that you are going to the vets for a booster, don't believe a word of it! And did anyone check that those scales weren't still showing the reading for an earlier heavy pooch, eh? Perhaps the scales were busted? Anyone check that?