Title says it all really. Bandages are stupid and they don't stay on, the adhesive gets on my fur which means INTENSE licking, so then my tongue hurts and you get that kind of licked-too-many-envelopes vibe going on and then FP discovers the missing bandage and goes to town being all nurse-like (she's not bad, BTW) or you end up with a much longer foot than you are used to having and start tripping up. In which case the best thing to do is limp in front of FP and let her do the nurse-like thing.
NIGHTMARE WEEK!
And (AND!) those sockie-boot things smell once you've been wearing them a couple of days. Dry them on the radiator if they get wet or you'll have to move house.
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