Tuesday 23 September 2008

Who'd have thought?

I have to suspect ST of puncturing Kong Wubba because he's just tried to suggest that FP could have done it. Shocking. I'm shocked.
FP is a kindly, generous and loving owner who takes care of me as if I were the most precious thing in her life. Why would FP lavish such care on me and then puncture one of the greatest toys there ever was? Why? It makes no sense.
ST is now on My List and I'm investigating him as well as all the squirrels and local cats. My list of jobs is getting towards the point when I need an assistant. I shall advertise in the park for another collie. Or maybe a terrier.

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