Tremendously busy 2

I have been busy before but I'm extra busy right now.

I have extra people to supervise and, let me tell you, people are not always ready to do as they are told. People are willful and contrary, they walk in bizarre directions and sometimes they are not carrying gravy bones so it's difficult to maintain an interest in them. Frankly if you don't have a gravy bone in your pocket, I will leave you to wonder about the park on your own.

I am a busy dog and require gravy bones on  a regular basis.

Got me some new treasures

Yesterday I spent some time mooching about the collection of some friends. That's time well spent!

I also discovered a hole in a fence but let's keep that to ourselves, huh? *winks*

In other news, things are quiet. *looks over shoulder*

Courgette

The cucmber's gone but now there's courgette on the kitchen floor.

Again, I cannot eat this stuff - HALP!

Maybe one of you could persuade FP that she cannot slice veg like a proper chef? It's like a nightmare watching her...

Cucumber

There's a piece of cucumber on the kitchen floor. One of you has to come and move it because I can't eat that and it's on the floor. Someone might slip on it. And I can't eat cucumber.

Help! Arghhhhh *runs away*

Route planner

I've blogged before (ages ago) about how dogs should be careful about the routes their owners take on important journeys. Recently FP took some snaps which show EXACTLY how observant a dog should be:

Agent Slim demonstrates how small dogs can keep track of the route

NunuThunder strikes a regal pose whilst checking the route

Judgement

Have you ever gone somewhere to do something and you couldn't because someone was so crap at their job that even simple things were impossible? Well THAT!

In other news, I took a yoghurt carton out of the bin. I don't like yoghurt & I only did it because, um, I forget actually now you come to mention it. Anyway, I did it and then I went and sat in the bath. 

It has been a strange day.

Tremendously busy

It's been a while since I last posted and this is because I am a Busy Collie. Yes.
Recently I was required for 4 days to supervise AS. In order to do this effectively I moved into her house and garden where there is a problem with Stupid Foxes.
I have also been carrying out various chores about my own house and garden whilst FP has been watching cricket working on her dissertation. Amongst these chores is making desserts featuring plums. I like plums.