One of the toughest things about this time of year is not knowing what all your presents are. I can help.
For a fee, I will visit your Christmas Tree* and sniff each and every present, telling you exactly which ones contain food and are therefore of interest, and which are just other stuff that you cannot eat.
*I will not pee against your Christmas Tree (unless it is beautifully decorated and I wish to express my pleasure at seeing it)
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