Heavy Roller

I helped in the garden earlier by lying on the newly laid turf.
Although why ST's bothering when he knows that is my superhighway to the foxes is beyond me. Still it has kept him occupied and away from the hoover, which is a beast with a retractable tail - not natural!
There are very few squirrels around this year. There are a number of reasons this could be:

1. I was much better at breaking up the organisation of the Squirrel Army than even the Leggy Dalmatian thought I'd be
2. The excessive tree felling in the park decimated the squirrel population
3. We're all in a lot more trouble than we can realise with the Squirrel Army massing somewhere ready for a big push.

Think on...