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Anyhoo, despite being banned from the fireworks in the park, we still ended up picking up the charred remains of sparkler sticks this morning - 2 days after the whole whizz-banging shooting match. That is to say, the sparklers were banned, not me and my mate Tom.
Tom is a greyhound with 2 poorly paws at the moment. After a moron was put in charge of a mowing machine a couple of months ago (we'll call him Mowing Moron, or MM) Tom's been off running like a loony because of a badly cut front paw. Next time, MM, pick up the glass bottles don't just chop them into smaller pieces, m'kay!
Follow; geddit? I'm so good at linking things.
Anyhoo, despite being banned from the fireworks in the park, we still ended up picking up the charred remains of sparkler sticks this morning - 2 days after the whole whizz-banging shooting match. That is to say, the sparklers were banned, not me and my mate Tom.
Tom is a greyhound with 2 poorly paws at the moment. After a moron was put in charge of a mowing machine a couple of months ago (we'll call him Mowing Moron, or MM) Tom's been off running like a loony because of a badly cut front paw. Next time, MM, pick up the glass bottles don't just chop them into smaller pieces, m'kay!
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