Fit for 2011

I did some running with a friend

 He's faster than me and looks crazy when he's running

 Then he looked sad 'cos he hurt his foot

 So I went and sat in my tree

Then I went home.

True Fact

I'm right handed pawed.

Helping you

One of the toughest things about this time of year is not knowing what all your presents are. I can help.

For a fee, I will visit your Christmas Tree* and sniff each and every present, telling you exactly which ones contain food and are therefore of interest, and which are just other stuff that you cannot eat.

*I will not pee against your Christmas Tree (unless it is beautifully decorated and I wish to express my pleasure at seeing it)

An early Christmas present for you

This is hilarious.

I needed a laugh today as this morning in the park Tugger was pinched by a dog who is Faster Than Me. To retrieve Tugger I had to see off this Robber Dog's Stroppy Friend and move faster than is strictly wise for a 6 year old with no warm up before hand. I was worn out by all this, I tell you, WORN OUT.

I'm in love

There's this terrier in the park and he's my ideal dog. He's smaller then me, slower than me & has much less stamina. I can dominate him all ways up!

Powdery snow

Today's snow is the powdery stuff that balls up in between my claws - ouch.

In other news, um, well things are pretty quiet. Even my neighbours aren't doing much.

Snow

CHARGE!
Well, ish anyway. I wanted to run about madly in the snow but I was attached to FP via a lead - I wish I was, like, wi-fi enabled in the street, but it is true you couldn't trust me with all the cats tempting me like they do.
Noticed an important difference in snow types: today's type was Wet Snow which didn't ball up in my paws & make me have to stop every few minutes to chew it out. Did you even know there was a type of snow that makes it hard for a dog to run about? Did you???