Uh-oh

Things are really ticking FP off today, I can tell.

I am all about helping

Yes, it's true. I am a very helpful Nunu.

Why, just this morning I visited an injured, much loved friend and will be visiting again, perhaps bringing biscuits and spiriting away for a good walking, her dog who you may remember from previous posts on this blog, Agent Slim (AS).

If you need help, I can probably help but please remember that I need to be asleep on the sofa at various times during the day.

Helping you

One of the toughest things about this time of year is not knowing what all your presents are. I can help.

For a fee, I will visit your Christmas Tree* and sniff each and every present, telling you exactly which ones contain food and are therefore of interest, and which are just other stuff that you cannot eat.

*I will not pee against your Christmas Tree (unless it is beautifully decorated and I wish to express my pleasure at seeing it)