Showing posts with label people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label people. Show all posts

Friday, 5 July 2013

New book

We've started reading a new book. One of the early chapters includes a bit about naming a dog and it reminded me of a dog I knew in the park who was called Clawdius - hilarious!
Anyway, I mainly use code names for this blog and they're all inspired by personality traits as I get to know my park friends. Humans accompanying dogs in the park are frequently known only as X's Owner(s) as it's more controversial to give them code names based on things they do. In fact, if I'm being honest, most owners would be called Stops A Lot as they all stand about most of the time, failing to walk completely whilst they swap anecdotes and such. Boring stuff. I bark whenever ST & FP stop walking.

Friday, 3 June 2011

Tremendously busy 2

I have been busy before but I'm extra busy right now.
I have extra people to supervise and, let me tell you, people are not always ready to do as they are told. People are willful and contrary, they walk in bizarre directions and sometimes they are not carrying gravy bones so it's difficult to maintain an interest in them. Frankly if you don't have a gravy bone in your pocket, I will leave you to wonder about the park on your own.
I am a busy dog and require gravy bones on  a regular basis.