Don't give me a list!

I feel like the Internets is following me...

And you remember what I said about it being Firework Night - singular - not Fireworks As & When You Please (inc. very, very late at night, sometimes in the afternoon)? Yes? You do remember? Well, so quit with all the banging and fizzing screamers already!

I'm sick of it! I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't really trust that I'm not going to tread on a sparkler spike in the park...It's ruining my life! *woe, general gibbering*

Stop it!

I'm feeling very worried and awful. There are all sorts of banging noises, whistles, screaming & shrieking whizzing noises going on outside.
ST & FP are doing their best but I still need to find somewhere good to hide.