Shiver me timbers (mmmmm, shiver!) but the hot weather is making me moult like a, well, like a dog, in fact. Fur EVERYWHERE.
This evening alone, FP was able to fashion a Captain Birdseye beard from the fur she groomed out of me. Admittedly you'd be a younger, more rakish Captain Birdseye if you took this beard but imagine all the fun you can have on the high seas!
If you don't want a Captain Birdseye beard, you could probably have a short, severe bob haircut out of it...Anyone?
