Finally my contact showed up and I was able to come indoors and get some kip. Some of you might need some tips for helping in the fight against squirrels living in roof spaces:
- Always know who's behind you by checking in a casual, non-obvious manner (see photo of me looking nonchalant)
- Fit listening devices in flowers (see photo of 'daisies')
- Try to look like you are not doing anything suspicious by just slightly closing your eyes (see photo of me in zen-like trance on a step - wasn't I just meant to be there doing that?)
- Work out where all the best hiding places are in your garden, then pee on them to make them yours (no photo)
Cheers.
