Showing posts with label FluffyNoodle bonio KongWubba list BusyDog MurderSheWrote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FluffyNoodle bonio KongWubba list BusyDog MurderSheWrote. Show all posts

Monday, 23 June 2008

Too hot already!

It was sooooo hot in the park this morning that I couldn't do much running, which knocks my training on the chicken left-overs thing. I keep looking at the short-haired dogs and thinking they don't know how lucky they are. Plus, if I wasn't so fluffy FP couldn't call me 'Fluffy Noodle', I wouldn't get the dreadlock belly after puddle-jumping (with added soggy mud digging!) and grooming wouldn't take so long. Sigh.
I managed to get an extra bonio this afternoon by sitting in the sun and panting. To entice me into the shade, FP offered me a bonio. I thought about burying it in the garden but the shrubs have all gone a bit crazy and I might not be able to find it.
ST must have recorded me singing in the car and now he's listening through these funny extra ears at his BigMachine - at least it all sounds like my car singing (high pitched, wailing) but the pictures don't seem to be of me but some really ugly men. I don't know but it keeps him busy for hours at a time and I have (HAVE) to make sure he takes breaks by bringing him my top toy of the moment: Kong Wubba! Excellent mouthful for a dog of my size, double squeaker mechanism and a decent length of tail so that I can yank and pull on the squeaker end whilst either FP or ST make a fuss about keeping hold of the other. Very satisfying.
BTW, you're welcome to make comments about my blog. For instance you might be wondering how I manage to find the time to blog when I'm such a busy dog. An average day for me includes:
  • making sure FP sees sad eyes watching her leave in the morning
  • making sure ST is properly entertained with dog opera en route to the park
  • keeping all (ALL) other dogs in the park moving in the right direction
  • managing the squirrel population
  • digging out the water fountain to keep the water clean
  • reminding ST about the jumbone I require post-walk
  • keeping look-out for the pesky pooing foxes (and neighbourhood cats)
  • scaring the bejesus out of anyone delivering junk mail (this can be done either by barking like a maniac or appearing suddenly at the window with a wild look in my eyes)
  • monitoring carefully the comings and goings in the street
  • making sure my evening meal is delivered on time
  • watching Murder, She Wrote, Scrubs and My Name Is Earl
  • eating a dentastix and then checking the sofa in case any one's dropped some cash or some food

I think you'll agree I'm a very busy dog! Right, I'm off for tis time to round up FP and bring her downstairs for no apparent reason she can fathom. Makes me laugh.