Let's face it people, I am by far the best choice for running the country:
- I'm pretty fast - not greyhound-fast but I have explosive speed, a bit like a scrum half
- Good nose - I can find stuff (mostly food stuff) easily
- Loud - I can out-bark any other dog in London
- Own driver - ST takes me about town in our own car so I won't need to employ extra chauffeur staff when I'm in power.
These are important considerations, I'm sure you'll agree. And I also have policies on cats, squirrels and the arrangement of mini rallies in my park (ban minis).
Can you get a better deal than that?! Doubt it...
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